What's Bringing You Here?

Lately, I've been wondering how Google sends some of our viewers to us by their keyword search.

I mean, I know there are the obvious. Like "make him sleep in the wet spot" - which I have to say, more power to you bitches! Be dominant with your man, so that he never ever gets out of line. Because once he knows he can get away with shit, then they will continue to do so! They helped create that wet spot, they can sleep in it too.

But, now there are the weird ones... like eating baby poop. I'm all for poop, but I'm not down with eating it, nor have I ever mentioned that. So really, how effective is Google by sending these crazies to our blog? Not that we mind, but you surely won't find any poop fetishes here, even though I may have mentioned that I am the fastest pooper - West of the Mississippi. But that's about as far as poop goes.

Then you get the people that don't know how to bookmark, so they search for "sleeping in the wet spot blog" through Google. Now I'm all for easy, but it really doesn't get any easier than this, so why don't you click this link, and view our posts through your email when they go live! ;)

Then you get the kiddies that are most likely 13, asking "are wet dreams evvil". First, you may want to pay more attention in school, since you misspelled evil twice to get here and yes, wet dreams are evil. It's called ejaculation and it happens to all little boys, even men. So, you may want to start jacking off to eliminate any accidents when sleeping, or just put plastic on your bed so you don't have to deal with cum stains and mommy.

And now you get the boys who are obviously just searching, to search with their "smelly ladies panties blogspot" keywords... because one there's no such blogspot name and two, even if there was, I doubt they would choose it as smelly ladies panties. I take it you're the type that likes to buy used undies on ebay or Craigslist? You can have my bloody ones when I'm done with them this week, but I'll have you know, they're not cheap.

And everyone loves porn, but you won't find any "stupid wet nudes" here, sadly. But since I am nice, I can point you in the right direction to see some stupid nudes on Tube8. Now go get your jacking off, on and thank me later.