It's that time again... are you ready to get it on?
I'd like to say Fuck you to the men who lack complete compassion, you assholes. I expect, hugs, kisses and butt sex when I'm on my period.. is that too much to ask?
And another Fuck You to this dwarf kid in the vid who get's more viewers than I do. I guess all I need to do is lip sync to songs and make strange, explosive faces - like I have a bad case of diarrhea and occasionally give the 'fuck me' eyes.
I'd also like to say Fuck You to the creator, who thought a bamboo died pantyliner would be a hot sale on Etsy. Like, how do you sew this and dye it, and never at any point in the process say, “Wow this really looks like someone shit themselves”? I mean this isn’t like one of those magic eye things that you have to look at for 10 minutes before you see the dolphin. If you can’t see a giant shart smear on your thong, you might want to start hitting the lutein. 
Fridays are such magical fucking days! People seem nicer just because its Friday. If it happens to be a payday Friday wooooah maan! Plz be losing their mother fucking mindz!!
I have some awesome bitching to spew forth today. Let's start with the partner's parental units...they may not be in-laws, they may be ex-laws or they might just be someone else's parent that feels the need to enforce their way of living on you!
My Darling Dick is an only child and his parents have been married for 30 years. They are very set in their ways..change is their enemy. His parents and I don't exactly mesh well together. We're civil and polite to each other. We offer to help out as needed and make small talk if silence forces us to. Ever since their only grandchild of their only child moved in full time, I see them all the fucking time!! They call nearly every night to check on her and make sure their son isn't being a neglectful parent. It's like I don't fucking exist to them, unless it's completely necessary! His father barely looks at me when he comes over let alone speaks to me. His mother tries to be polite but it seemed like she'd much rather NOT be talking to me. Lately I've just taken to continuing to do whatever chores I had been doing when they walk in. It really feels like they don't think I'm qualified to parent their grandchild. They don't seem to consider that before I met their son I was taking care of myself and my son ALONE! I haven't had the privilege of having parents that wanted to be built in babysitters. From the time my son was born I did not have family to rely on. I used to work three fucking jobs to pay all the fucking bills on my own! I didn't have anyone to help me out and I survived just fucking fine! Not everyone is lucky enough to have parents like my Darling Dick, they'd probably wipe his ass if he asked them to. Fuck you my eventual in-laws!
A short and forceful Fuck You goes out to my Darling Dingle Dick for his being such a stubborn asscock! He likes to force his ideas on others. He refuses to accept others ideas. He refuses to try and change his bad habits but really wants me to work on mine. He thinks I'm over reactive and emotional and I think he's a lazy mind fucker!
That's all I have for today. I'm busy as fuck at work so send me good vibes to help me make it through.
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