Wednesday, October 20, 2010

What Are YOU Going to Be For Halloween?

I've decided this year, I am going to be sexy for Halloween. Usually I'm not one to wear a slutty outfit during this holiday, since Halloween to me means, zombies, Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees and all those creepy ass motherfuckers that give you nightmares. But, putting on so much makeup to become remotely scary and shredding up clothes on top of that, just takes too much work. And I don't have time for that, so I'm taking the easy way out. Screw you!




 If I had my way, I'd be the witch from Left4Dead - because she's just awesome, insane and can kill you with one scratch of her abnormally long, diseased ridden fingernails.
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But, see... way too much makeup and time and where am I going to find a body suit that will cover up my fat ass? Because I am not walking around in underwear bottoms only. Plus, the party we're going to has a hot tub and they want limited people with makeup on, in it. And I am for sure, getting in on that concoction of bodily soup.

SO, that's why I am being a voluptuous vampire. The skirt is awesome and contours to the your body - which is perfect for me since I have the shape to pull off the pencil type skirts. It's not over the top slutty and I'm sure I can manage to pull off some bad ass makeup. I'm contemplating about bothering with teeth though. I heard good and bad things about the scarecrow brand fangs. Plus, I want to be able to snack and drink without problems.



So, what are YOU going to be for Halloween?

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