Fuck You Friday Again!

Damn I'm glad its Friday!! Work has been trying to kill me and I even skipped out early one day this week. 

Fuck you to Dingle Dick! Dick has pissed me off enough to mention him, yet once again.  Fuck you, love of my life! Get off your fucking ass and act like a grown up!  I'm sick and tired of hearing what a terrible driver I am when you don't even bother to get your license.  Yes you are a better driver, but for fuck's sake asshole, shut the fuck up when I'm driving your ass around!  If he's not telling me what a shitty driver I am, he's telling me how my help/opinion is not needed and I shouldn't offer it.  I've given up on fighting with him the past couple days.  Instead of trying to prove my point, I'm doing my best to keep quiet and let him yap away.  Fuck you, you fucking insensitive asshole!  I hope you wise up and apologize soon before I start getting too comfortable with this lack of sex.  I have plenty of toys to review to keep me company, don't need no smelly cock to make my pussy cum!

Sneak peek pic of an upcoming toy review

Fuck you to the dumb mother fuckers that didn't check to make sure the HMDI Switch Box was correctly working before selling and mailing it out to customers!!  We have a big HD tv and three gaming consoles.  We ordered a four port HMDI switch so all four devices can be connected at once.  The TV had three ports but we wanted one more to avoid having to switch one of the consoles out all the time.  When we plugged everything in the fucking TV port started flashing red.  The new switch had clearly labeled itself as a 4 output port box but upon closer inspection one of the output ports was actually an input port. The fucking HDMI switch fried the fucking TV port!  I was so pissed! The bastards want us to mail it back to them and I want them to mail me my money back!  You fuck-heads from Singapore!!

FUCK YOU to my fucking coffee cup!! Three out of the five days this week I have decorated my boobs with hot, wet, sticky mocha love.  Yesterday I have a low cut blouse on but by 10 am I was wearing my coat because I had spilled on myself and ruined my blouse.  I need a new fucking cup or lessons in drinking! Today I did it again, but luckily its casual Friday and I'm wearing a dark colored t-shirt, so coffee hides well.  Fuck my mouth, because I'm sure I'd find a way to get coffee all over me if I had a fucking sippy cup!

Fuck you to the flaky cocksuckers on Craigslist. All I wanted to do was sell some of my shit to you, but you stand me up - like I'm a whore who isn't worth your time. I just may have to put my foot in the next persons ass that does decide to show up, just to prove a point that you don't fuck with me.

Fuck you to Mine and Babe's mouthy pricks. If I had it my way, I'd beat the shit out of both of them!

Fuck you to Comcast's tech support for leaving us on the phone for a half an hour, trying to explain to us that the issues are with our router and not the modem. Hello you dumb bitch, we unplugged our router and directly plugged into the modem and it still didn't work and you clearly seen that. Then you finally see that there was an outage in our area, when you could have seen that to begin with as it was down for 2+ hours. I hope your call was monitored so your ass will be fired for being a dumb-ass who doesn't know shit about technical support.

And WTF Blogger, where is the fucking pencil on the god damn posts now. You took the easy way out of our editing, now I'm pissed - because it requires me to click my mouse even more! FUCK YOU.