Blog Stalk and FUCK YOU Friday!

It's time to find some stalkers, and what better way than with CB - the craziest bitch on the web.

So, if you think you can handle it - head on over and link up.

Rules of acceptance:

If you are crocheting a hat while you read this, fuck off and don't link up.

If you say 'Fudge' instead of FUCK, don't link up.

Those are pretty simple right?

It's also FUCK YOU Friday time!

I'd like to say FUCK YOU to the ginormous fucking zit that decided to appear on my forehead, like it's my god damn Siamese twin. I'm 28, you'd think this shit would stop at some point, but not happening it looks like.

I'd also like to say FUCK YOU to my boyfriends friends who have to have an impromptu LAN party at our fucking house this weekend, since our hiking trip failed. I would have liked to go to the fucking beach you ass-hats! But no, we have to plan according to your guys' work schedule, since my boyfriend is too fucking nice, well except on what I want to do.

I really wanna say FUCK YOU to my lack of motivation when it comes to working out now. I really gotta get back into gear with this shit. Come October I am getting it on, like Donkey Kong.

I'd like to say FUCK YOU to the children at the bar last night who kept doing stupid shit - like dumping peanuts into drinks and wasting them. That's fucking alcohol abuse and should be outlawed. You really annoyed my boyfriend last night to where he wanted to punch you in the face and not ever invite you again. Take that into consideration.

Now that I've got that out, go link up at Boobies, Babies and a Blog!