Tuesday, May 3, 2011

S.L.A.C.K.E.R.

Sorry I have been slacking this week. I've been busy this weekend with doing yard work and trying to get all these damn weeds pulled! Then we had a UFC party here this weekend on top of that, got drunk because my friend "D" decided she was just going to pour our tequila in a blender with some margarita mix and make numerous drinks for people who didn't want them. So, needless to say I had to drink a couple extra on top of my scrumptious mudslides, since I didn't want to commit alcohol abuse. But next time, she's not allowed to touch the alcohol, because she's crazy when she's drunk. She literally bounces off the wall when alcohol comes into contact with her body. It was so crazy that she decided she was going to dig for poop in the litter box, when I had already cleaned it. But she managed to find the tiniest turd and still wanted to rid of it.

Then my boyfriend was kind of being mouthy to a couple of his friends since they put on a lot of weight and I told him he was pretty rude and asked him what he thought of my weight and he told me I'm getting chubby. I don't want to be the "chubby" girl that my boyfriend is disgusted by. He actually asked me if I gained some weight since he thought the HCG drops had an averse effect on me. I told him no, I'm the same as before, only I really didn't know until I went and stepped on the scale and noticed I gained an extra 5lbs. Holy shit!

This was a clue to get off my ass, so I'm spending less time blogging and going to be hitting the gym with my sister 4 times a week since she just got a membership at a new place that opened up. Great thing is, she can bring along an extra person for free. Hell, I'd sign up but it's clear across town for me, so I don't think I could see myself making it as much as I wanted, with no car and all.

I've been thinking about purchasing a comfort cruiser bike as well so when I'm not working out, I can just go ride around and get a little bit of exercise that way. Jogging for me is painful, I'm not sure if it's my shoes, but my feet cramp and my shins HURT, I mean so much tightening pain that you just want to lay on the ground and not walk anymore. I think it might be because of my flat feet though.

So what have we learned here?
Yes I'm complaining about my weight again.
Yes, my boyfriend is a blunt dick, but hey I asked him right?
My friend "D" is crazy.
and I'm a slacker.


FML.


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