I Hate Being Alone

My boyfriend is away until Sunday and I hate sleeping alone. Do you ever get the weird, creepy feeling when you turn the lights out and then your subconscious starts hearing every little floor creek and noise possible? Yeah, that's what it's like, then I have to turn the lights on and try to fall asleep. I hate it!

So, I'm trying to stay up as long as possible right now, but I'm starting to become tired... damn mudslides.

Last night when we were in bed "together", we turned the lights out and was laying there for a couple of minutes and we heard a noise that sounded pretty much like a fart. I heard it come from my boyfriends side of the room and he proceeded to say WTF was that and asked if it was me, only his knees were cupped near my ass, so I think he would have felt the air or noise in my direction. I also admit when I do it, since I don't give a fuck when I do. It wasn't him either he says, but then again he tried to say that maybe it was his stomach, since half the time he never feels it grumbling, so I suppose that could be it, but in my mind I automatically assume it's something that I cannot see, like a ghost. AND can they really fucking fart?

So now I'm up at 12:30 Googling, "Do Ghosts Fart"?