Monster Cock, Or At Least By My Standards!

So, I was feeling adventurous and thought I would step out of my comfort zone while ordering something new from EdenFantasys. Only this was nothing out of the ordinary, just the size. I apparently wasn't paying too much attention to the accurate size description of the Tommy Blade Sensafirm penis, because I ordered this monster of a cock and it is way too fucking big to be remotely pleasing, now that I'm looking at it up close and personal. I don't even know what to do with it, since it's just sitting in my bedroom with the plastic casing still intact. 

I've threatened to beat my man with it, but he doesn't take me seriously anymore since I say it far too often and never fall through with it. Even threatened to sodomize his tight asshole with it, nope, no flinching at all. He knows I won't go through with that either. I guess it's time I start living up to what I say and do and then he'll understand what it feels like to have something in his ass besides a fat, turd.

Maybe I can offer it in a giveaway to those of you who like the big, fat cocks, or give it as a gift to someone at the costume party that we have coming up sometime next month. Like an award for the biggest dick of the night. But, I just know my boyfriend would win that and we'd still be stuck with it. I mentioned this idea to my boyfriend and he doesn't want to deal with the questions that would come up with me having this item. I don't know why since they're dirty minded people, just like us. He doesn't want to deal with gay jokes all night, since he figures they will assume he was the one that purchased it or was intended for him, only it wouldn't fit, because his asshole isn't gaping.

/sigh

what to do with it...