Top 10 Reasons Why Roommates Suck!

1. They're pigs and don't clean up after themselves.
2. They eat your food.
3. They take over the downstairs TV, even though they have one in their room!
4. They start getting used to living with you and feel that its okay to be a smart-ass.
5. They get fired and don't look for another job and instead go back to school (what good is that going to do, when you have bills to pay?)
6. Their kids are annoying
7. They're lazy and lay around all day when they could do household chores. (hey, I'm not the only one who lives here!)
8. They never pay their rent until you have to ask them for it, which is ANNOYING every time. Give it to us when its supposed to be paid, dip-shit.
9. You can't have random sex anywhere in the house, because they always conveniently show up when you try!
10. They're always there!!

As you can tell, I'm a little annoyed with roommates. They're just annoying and its so much more of a hassle to deal with when you have one. But, what can you do when you NEED one to help out with mortgage payments. Hopefully once I'm done with my schooling in 9 months (Yes, I decided I was going to go to school), I'll have job offers right away and can help out and then we won't need him anymore. He can't even pay the rent now anyways because he's been out of work for 2 months. But, oh he can find work instantly... yea right my ass. So, now he's going back to school and taking 20 credits in one quarter - which is retarded, because that's an overabundant amount of work for anyone, which makes me think he's destined for failure. He's also gone to school before for other things like, culinary arts and he never did anything with that, so what makes this occupation so different? I don't see him sticking with this because he's not that smart with computers or electronics, as hes studying medical equipment engineering. Lawls.

Its nice that he's trying, but I don't see it working, when he could easily be a truck driver again before his accident goes on his record, since he was making a thousand a week (or so he says). But, during that time he was always gone and it was nice because it was a rarity that we seen him and had the house to ourselves all the time. But, now he sleeps in til noon or 1pm and I'm just like wtf, lazy fucking asshole!

And what pisses me off even more about him as I've mentioned up above in the list, is that his mouth has gotten a little too loose with me lately. For instance, he came home from the gym all nasty and sweaty looking and my boyfriend said "hey sweaty boi" in a gay voice and I laughed. And he asked me why I always laugh at him in an irritated voice. I said because of what my boyfriend said and he says, "I don't see how that's so funny." Excuse me motherfucker, I have the right to laugh and getting on my case about it is simply retarded. Apparently he has low self esteem, that's why he has to get the attention of many numerous women to feel wanted. Because, yea... he is not cute. And he has the audacity to ask me to hook him up with my 21 yr old sister, because she's attractive. What makes him think she would want him? I see how he leads girls on and then dumps them like they're last years news after he bangs them. So no.. go get someone your own age, you're 33 for Christs sake. I asked him why he doesn't find people his own age, and he says he's intimidated by them. Now I know why, because he's an immature fuckhead and they probably won't deal with his shit.

Then one night after my boyfriend got off work, he informed me that he would be late, then called me a second time and said he was going to stop by the gym for a few minutes. I said please hurry, because dinner is finished and I don't want it to get too cold. He said he would. Then an hour later he shows up and I'm like that wasn't fast, why did it take an hour? And the roommate has to butt in and say, "he works all day." WTF does that have to do with anything? Are you trying to piss me off by saying he works all day, so he's entitled to do whatever the fuck he wants? Or trying to put me in my place, because I shouldn't be saying anything, as I don't have an out of home job? I told him that's a good way to piss me off and he didn't say another word, but laughed.

Him and my boyfriend are practically twins, since they're 5 days apart. So, living with 2 smart-asses is not peachy, but I can deal with my man, since I can put him in his place. Having to deal with someone else who is not my boyfriend -- who also thinks he can talk to me like my boyfriend, is going to have my wrath on his ass if he doesn't quit.

He's now off my blanket and off the couch and decided to finally leave the house, so I'm going downstairs.

/End of Rant