I Want To Draw A Vagina For You!

Browsing the internet, you come across some crazy shit, like revenge crabs - which is an awesome site all in itself, that ships crabs to someone wanting to get revenge on another person. Just conveniently place them in their bed before they go to sleep and these motherfuckers will be crawling to their happy and stinky place in no time. Unless they shave, well then you're shit out of luck and probably wouldn't be buying them in the first place.

There's this other site, which I find to be totally retarded, but kind of smart in a way. It goes to show, that anyone can make money online - which is great, but you'll need to get it out there and think of it first. It's called Iwanttodrawacatforyou.com

The guy charges $10 to draw your cat any way you want it, but what gets me is that it's crap drawings that even my 3 year old niece could do. So, why do people waste their money on this shit? Beats me. I'm kicking myself for not trying to market my angry vagina pics I create in paint.

I can make it any way you want it, big engorging beef flaps, maybe swallowing a man? I could at least get $10 out of that you would think, since a real pussy is better than a hairy cat. Vaginasaurus Rex will eat you if you disagree!

I'm totally hatin' right now. hate. hate. hate.