Top Video Games That Leave You Feeling, Ahem - Moist

We all know that sex sells, that's why so many video games of today have been implemented with hot sex scenes. So, which ones are they? Well here we go... get your credit card ready!

Mass Effect - both 1 and 2. You have the power to sleep with not only humans, but the aliens that you co-habitat with. I'm not sure how I feel about that, since I haven't gotten that far into the game, but sex is sex - I'm down!

 
God of War - as you progress in each game of this phenomenal series, you will have spur of the moment fucks in each game, that allow you to control what you do by pressing the buttons on the controllers. I guess it's a nerdy way of pleasing a virtual woman, hell I did it and it was hot! The latest game in this series got a lot of flack for the 'porn-like' scene, but it was just over hyped audio with a couple of chicks on the side watching with their tits hanging out. If parents are going to buy an M rated game for their 10 year old, that's their stupid ass fault!

Dragon Age - is probably one of my favorite games, as it's very in depth and allows you to build up your relationships with the characters in the game. One in particular is the hot stud, Alistair - who becomes your go to buddy. And eventually you get to take his virginity in a tent with adorable love making scene. Yes, I was shocked too! Just be warned, if you want to take your relationship to the next level - you'll need to be a human noble as he cannot marry an elf or dwarf. If I were to have a video game crush, it would be on Alistair. - swoon-

Fable - is another series that has copious amounts of sex involved. But, unlike the games above, you do not get a special cut scene - rather an over abundant noises of screams, moans and the squeaky sounds of your bed from all the action. And if you don't want to have sex with a partner, you can seduce prostitutes or anyone that is willing to flirt with you, just beware - like real life, if you don't use a condom, you are bound to catch an std and spread it around your world! I contracted one with my husband, which makes me think he was cheating on me - motherfucker! So, I divorced him and married my true love from the beginning of the latest game. Another thing, we manage to produce a black child and we're both white - how is that possible? Oh well, that's a flaw with the game mechanism, but I'll gladly accept her anyways. LOL

This list could go on, but I am going to stop here for now and maybe continue with another post if I'm feeling perversely geeky. Which happens to be, always.

Any other great games that contain sex that you want to see here? Leave a comment... ;)