Top 10 Celebrities We'd Like to Bang!

Having sexual fantasies about celebrities has occurred in us all, at one time or many. I know I often picture what it would be like to be with that celebrity based on their stage persona. It makes me hot and bothered right now just thinking about it!


Without further ado, let's get down to bidness!

Poptart's 10 Picks:

Nicolas Cage - A lot of men wonder what's wrong with my eye sight when i mention that Nicolas Cage is hot. He's the fucking man and a damn good actor and I would let him do me in any of my orifices’.

 

Sam Worthington - This new, up and rising hottie didn't catch my real attention until he played as a giant blue cat in Avatar. Now all I want to do is get my man to dress up like him in costume and hump the shit out of him while he purrs.

Dane Cook - A lot of people say that Dane is overrated, but I don't think so. He's a funny fucker, has lots of attitude and I think he would make dates interesting enough for me to tolerate them. And since his personality is full of win, he has to be good in the sack - right? Long live the shocker, I mean Su-Fi!

Gerard Butler - I didn't start noticing Gerard for his full sexiness until he started appearing in everything as of late. I think what most caught my eye was his role in the romantic comedy "The Ugly Truth" where he won my heart for his stand-off-ish, smart-assy, comedic role.  How could you say no to his rugged good looks?

Josh Holloway aka "Sawyer" - He was the hottest thing shown on ABC, when LOST still aired - and you can still see him on crappy sci-fi movies, but unfortunately not shirtless. I'm not too into guys with long hair, but there's just something about his that gives him the full sexiness effect. Drool.

Alexander Skarsgård aka "Eric Northman" - Eric, oh how you've grown on me through your True blood days. You give me wood when I watch you on tv with your steamy sex appeal and badass ways. Get over Sookie and ask me to make sweet, sweet love to you, I won't say no! Okay so maybe I have a thing for vampires, but not those stupid ass twinkle fairy faggots from twilight.

Johnny Depp - MMM mmMm. Oh Johnny boy, you are still looking mighty fine even after your 21 jump street days. If only I had a night with you and Captain Jack Sparrow. I would surely be grateful!

 

Jason Stathom - His accent makes me swoon and so does his role in Crank where he publicly fucked his girlfriend in order to keep his heart pumpin’. Nothing is hotter than public sex, just wish it wasn't illegal - because I'd be all over that in a hot minute!! I don't even care if he has a receding hair line, because he's still fucking hot without it!

Matthew Charles Sanders "M. Shadows" - I'm sure most, if not all - don't have a clue as to who this guy is. He's the lead singer from Avenged Sevenfold and I posted a picture of him before in a post along with the most hottest song, "Scream" that they play and it never gets old - listening to over and over. Tattoos and piercings are yummy, but only on the right people and he can definitely pull it off, even with his pretty boy looks.

 

Jessica Alba - Just something about her perfect golden complexion and lips that make me hot for this girl. Staring at her never gets dull, except when she plays in Fantastic Four.

*Now we all know sexy is in the eye of the beholder.  With that in mind take a peek at my top ten fuckable celebs -

Bitchin' Babe's 10 Picks:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON - Yes I would make this girl my fancy sex toy for eons and eons! I find her mouth incredibly sexy.  She and I would make a helluva blow job team!  I'd lick the cum drops from the corners of her mouth any day!


Denzel Washington - Purr!  Again I have this thing with mouths.  Denzel has such a kissable mouth and his body!!! Ohhh I would kiss every inch of his muscles!  He has the tall, dark and handsome thing down to an art form. 

Heath Ledger - Years ago he was the sexist man alive...today he's one of the sexist man to have ever lived!  I don't care if he's dead, I'll still do him!



Drew Barrymore - Who would argue with this?  She's adorable, quirky, sexy, and completely fuckable. She seems like the kind of gal that I would have long lasting friendship with.  Of course we'd be the sort of friends to occasionally skinny dip together.

Hugh Jackman -  RAWR!! Ohhh those muscles that he shows off as Wolverine are delicious!!  He has been one of my dream men for years!  Even in My Best Friend's Wedding where he played a thin gay man I thought he was gorgeous.



Channing Tatum - Okay he is a handsome fucker!  I dislike his name cuz it reminds me of the word taint.  I can't say anything bad about his looks, wowzers!
 - *Poptart* - since I chose Channing too, I just wanted to say I would lick almost anything off of that body - what a hot piece of ass!





Megan Fox - She's out of this world hot! 






Olivia Munn - If you don't know who she is then you probably don't watch much G4 or Attack of the Show.  She's so funny with her sexiness.  She'd be my all nude all the time girlie.  She and I would play naked games together like Little Big Planet or Super Mario Bros Wii.



Natalie Portman - Not only did her character, Padme Amidala, marry Darth Vader but she is also a kick ass rap artist!  She's so sexy with just a t-shirt and jeans.  She's pretty with short hair and classically beautiful with long shiny curls.  I always found her attractive but after seeing her perform a SNL short with such vulgar language I was smitten!  I wish she had full nude scenes in V for Vendetta lol

Phil Labonte - He's the lead singer of the metal band, All That Remains.  His abs are insanely toned!  His body is chiseled with sexiness! He takes off his shirt on stage to reveal these tremendous muscles and all the girls in the crowd start screaming as they are ripping off their panties!  It takes some seriously hawtness to remove a woman's panties with your mind.  I've tried, many times and can't do it.


Last but certainly not least, my all time favorite sexiest celeb - Mr. Sean Connery!