FUCK YOU again to my fucking job! I like my corporate American, call center, lowest rung on the ladder job but I'm annoyed with having to be here everyday all day. I think what annoys me the most is the lack of respect I get from the rest of the company and the world. No one likes to talk with you about your day when you work in a call center. Most people assume call center = telemarketing. It does not. I take calls all fucking day and help people run their businesses. I don't fucking force anyone to buy anything. Fuck I don't even sell shit, I just inform customers of the services available. If they want it, they will fucking buy it. For the most part I rock the shit out of this job but lately I've been hella lazy. I'm sick of doing a good job and still having to fight this stupid stereotype that everyone in my department is a dumb ass! Instead of continuing to keep up the good work I've just sat back and fucked around unless something crucial needed to get done. I won't be able to keep this up. I generally can be lazy for a week but then I snap out of my funk and start kicking ass again.
FUCK YOU to my dear auntie flow! She turns me into BITCHZILLA!! Stupid cunt reared her ugly head this week and knocked me out! On Wednesday I woke up in so much pain I was tempted to have my man run me to urgent care. Instead I took the day off of work and slept all day. If I moved around or sat upright too long I cramped up to the point I thought I might vomit. I took a muscle relaxer around lunchtime which I don't normally do. It helped with the pain but Auntie, is that much pain seriously necessary? For a week before my period I had the worst mood swings! My man and I got into such a heated fight that I was ready to walk the fuck out. Luckily we settled everything. He's a pretty understanding guy when it comes to my mood swings. He has know idea what to do when I'm in so much pain. I seriously need to make the time to find a good lady doc and be seen. It's been just over a year since my regular gyno decided to make the career change from a doctor to a stay at home mom. I really fucking hate having to find a new gyno so I haven't been to see anyone else. Not only am I due for that terrible pelvic examine but its also time for my mammogram. I'm not in a big hurry to have a new doc stretch the shit outta my pussy out with a cold speculum and squish my titties flat. I fucking hate having my period but I am totally against the idea of medically stopping it. Fuckin Flow!
Okay my turn!
I'd like to say Fuck You to Yasmine - my cat, for being an annoying pussy when we're trying to sleep. I can't shut our bedroom door, because she will tear the shit out of the carpet trying to get in. And I can't lock her in the garage because she will tear at the lining around it. I'm afraid of leaving her outside overnight because I have this fear of her getting hit by a car and we have raccoons and other neighborhood cats that she likes to fight with if they step feet on our property, since she thinks she's the Queen. I do however, do it sometimes or my boyfriend would kill me with the lack of sleep since she has to sleep "with us". I guess it gets us prepared for kids waking up in the middle of the night, eh?
Fuck You to my babe for being an indecisive ass. I would like to know what we're doing this Halloween before it creeps up on us FAST! So far the decisions are between, Coos Bay beach, sitting in a hot tub in a log cabin, a couple friends Halloween parties, or the one he just sprung up on me - Las Vegas. He found 2, 2 way flight tickets for like 238 or something cheap like that. I would prefer to go to Vegas, because I've never been there - but who knows with him! So Fuck your indecisiveness!
Fuck you to Toxic Cupcake for being annoyingly retarded with trying to start shit with people I play games with online. I mean seriously, you have nothing better to do than try to make people you will never meet, feel sorry for you and then try to get them to hate me because of your lack of friends? I'm sorry, but that's not going to happen bitch.
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