We decided we would go check out the Portland Pirate Festival since it only comes once a year and we wanted to beat the record for the most pirates in one place. But, sadly - that didn't happen because of the rain. I'm assuming a lot more people would have been there if it had been nice. Oh well. There's always next year, if I decide to go - which probably won't happen since I found it kind of lame.
First, the weather didn't help any and me being the dumb-ass that I am, didn't wear any boots, so of course I get my flats and feet all fucking muddy and ruined! Then there isn't much to do besides listen to people sing bad karaoke and look at the shops of overpriced shit, that I would never bother buying from.
We then noticed that one of the stages had some girls doing belly dancing on it, and since we were from afar - my boyfriend started ogling and wanted to go over there. I told him to knock that shit off, since I'm the only one he should be ga ga over. And he told me from his experience all belly dancers were ugly. So we started walking over there and as we get closer, I'm noticing a really huge bitch. The type of huge bitch that should not be wearing a fucking bikini type top and having her big ass belly hang out. I commend her for having the balls, but my fucking god - why would you embarrass yourself like that? One would also think that belly dancers would have um... nice - flat - maybe even ripped bellies? But, I guess that's not an important factor.
Yes, that would be the huge one on the end. See what I'm talking about?
The Fuck...
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