I Met My Boyfriend On The Internet

I've noticed that a lot of people blog about their online dating relationships and how most of them fail - which I can totally attest for. But, it's not any different than meeting a guy at a bar, club or in a grocery store. Granted the guy at the grocery store may be less of a pervert, since he's in a different environment. But after all, aren't girls at those types of places there to get hit on/ possibly hook up (except at the store of course)? And at least online, you can talk to them for a while back and forth and actually get a feel for who they really are, before deciding to meet them.  

That's how I see it anyways.

I met my boyfriend online about 6 years ago in an online local chat room. Yea, laugh it up. I met some strange, ugly, fat and skanky people through all the years, but he was the only good thing that came out of it. I was actually dating someone else when I met him and the fucker annoyed the shit out of me with his retarded attention whore antics - so I had to get rid of him. There can only be one bitch in the room, and it's me!  I actually didn't even "do" him, because I was basically only dating him out of the pity I felt for his kidney failure. The sores all over his body was enough to leave me turned off. Plus, every time he slept in my bed - he would shake like he was having a seizure, which is not fucking pleasant when you have a squeaky ass bed frame that sounds like you're fucking someone when you're not. And since I lived with my pervy fucking grandma at the time, she probably stood there with her ear at the door - jilling off to non existent sex. So needless to say - he was a ball of annoyance and at that time I was still a bitter bitch and wasn't having him.

I started seeing my now boyfriend around at parties and always looked forward to him there. He was fun, flirty, a total smart ass and made you feel comfortable being around him with his nice guy persona. I was immediately attracted, especially when he started to grow a goatee. Drool, facial hair is so fucking hot! A lot of people thought he was gay, because he wouldn't bang every bitch there and dressed nice. I knew he wasn't obviously, since he wrote me a long heart felt letter saying how much he liked me. (Wished I still had that shit, but at the time he sent that - I had just started dating the annoying one, so there wasn't much I could do at that point but apologize and turn him down until later on.)

Shortly after that, we started hanging out - but I didn't want to rush things, so we took it slow and held off of the boyfriend/girlfriend title for at least 3 months. Things were going great, until he decided that we were going to get hot and heavy and proceeded to stick his dick in me without a condom on and I freaked. Not only was I not ready for sex, but he wasn't wearing a rubber and that signified it as a dirty thing - only because my first and third boyfriend had an std, with their dirty fucking cocks. At that point, I thought I was done with him - because it was moving way too fast and I wasn't feeling him all that much after that. But, I decided to pull my head out of my ass and give him a chance, because he was way too fucking good to let go of that easy and the issues I was having were all in my head.

Now it's been almost 5 years in December of actually being together with the boyfriend/girlfriend title. Time has flown by, and I just hope it lasts for many more years, because he is truly the best person I could have ever met - at a shit-tastic point in my life.

So, it goes to show that you can meet people off the internet and have long lasting relationships. You just have to weed out the douches like you would at any other place.