Have you ever laughed so hard you ruined what could have been a very sexy moment?
I'm sure we've all got some stories about funny things that happened during a sexisode, so feel free to add your own funny stories in the comments!
Okay to set the scene here, the guy and I are naked and getting ready to start messing around. He wants to use his new lube while titty fucking me and then cum on my neck which is fine by me. I'm into pearl necklaces as long as things don't get extremely messy. He's being all sexy and cool, kissing me here, teasing me there. He grabs the 'lube' for the titty fucking fun and slathers his cock with it. I smelled the strong lemony scent right away. About a half of a second later he starts shrieking like a girl! "It burns! It burns!" He mistakenly grabbed his travel bottle of hand sanitizer instead of the lube. I was able to hold my composer until he cleaned himself up and left. I stopped seeing him shortly thereafter. I couldn't even be around him without wanting to burst into laughter.
Another "Laugh Out Loud" occasion happened when my guy and I were getting ready for the sex. He had been goofing around all day with me, by grabbing my boobs or just saying really silly stuff. He grabs my new vibrator and knocks on my bare clit with it! Lucky for me his aim was off and he missed it, but my reaction was to swat at him. I swatted and I didn't miss. I nailed him straight in the naked balls! He let out a loud "WHAT THE FUUCK!" For some reason this struck me as hysterical!
I couldn't stop laughing at him.
Not two seconds ago he was whispering silly nothing into my ear so the instant transformation from silly to serious struck me as very funny.
He rolled over and grumbled that he was fine, but that was the end of our romantic night. It really didn't help matters much that I couldn't stop giggling to myself. It was funny as fuck! He stayed mad at me until the next day, but refused to see the humor of the situation.
Sex doesn't have to be so serious all the time. One of my very first boyfriends tickled me as I was having an orgasm once and that was damn near the best orgasm I have ever had.
I'm sure we've all got some stories about funny things that happened during a sexisode, so feel free to add your own funny stories in the comments!
Okay to set the scene here, the guy and I are naked and getting ready to start messing around. He wants to use his new lube while titty fucking me and then cum on my neck which is fine by me. I'm into pearl necklaces as long as things don't get extremely messy. He's being all sexy and cool, kissing me here, teasing me there. He grabs the 'lube' for the titty fucking fun and slathers his cock with it. I smelled the strong lemony scent right away. About a half of a second later he starts shrieking like a girl! "It burns! It burns!" He mistakenly grabbed his travel bottle of hand sanitizer instead of the lube. I was able to hold my composer until he cleaned himself up and left. I stopped seeing him shortly thereafter. I couldn't even be around him without wanting to burst into laughter.
Another "Laugh Out Loud" occasion happened when my guy and I were getting ready for the sex. He had been goofing around all day with me, by grabbing my boobs or just saying really silly stuff. He grabs my new vibrator and knocks on my bare clit with it! Lucky for me his aim was off and he missed it, but my reaction was to swat at him. I swatted and I didn't miss. I nailed him straight in the naked balls! He let out a loud "WHAT THE FUUCK!" For some reason this struck me as hysterical!
I couldn't stop laughing at him.
Not two seconds ago he was whispering silly nothing into my ear so the instant transformation from silly to serious struck me as very funny.
He rolled over and grumbled that he was fine, but that was the end of our romantic night. It really didn't help matters much that I couldn't stop giggling to myself. It was funny as fuck! He stayed mad at me until the next day, but refused to see the humor of the situation.
Sex doesn't have to be so serious all the time. One of my very first boyfriends tickled me as I was having an orgasm once and that was damn near the best orgasm I have ever had.
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