So we made our way their with tons of food, family and our tubes! We were sweating our asses off sitting their for an hour waiting for my family to arrive, so as soon as they did - we jumped right on in and headed down the rapids.
My sister ended up falling out of her tube and losing her headband, but thankfully the second time around she spotted it under the water and put it right back on her head, without even worrying about fish shit being intact.
I also ended up falling out of my tube once, because the rocks are coated with what seems to be fucking fish jizz. WTF, I had traction on my aqua shoes and it still didn't work well for walking. I felt like a drunk retard. But, I had fun anyways. I just wish we could do it more often during the summer.
So, I came home and got an unexpected visit from a couple of people and now we're sitting here getting drunk off our asses. We ended up watching Top Secret for our 80s movie night which we usually do when my boyfriend is on call, since we can't leave the house to do anything as he's tied to the phone like a bitch. Then the roommate arrived, then Toxic and her friend an hour later - who happened to pass out on our couch. I guess she's a lightweight since she only had a margarita and a Washington Apple. (my favorite drink btw) Right now the people here would be having a hay day if I would allow them to, but since she's new and afraid of our craziness, I told them to behave. Otherwise they would be whipping their balls out and trying to teabag her, so they can just have a reason to let the goods out.
They would willingly teabag each other, because they're that confident with their own sexuality.
As long as their nuts are as smooth as a babies bottom, it would be fine right?
Open your fucking mouth and say ahhh!
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