Jelly-Ballsy aka Mr. Floppy Review!

As soon as I started to feel more comfortable sexually, I decided it was time to test out a dildo. So I ordered the 6” Jelly-Ballsy Dildo online – (which can be found at tabutoys) and was completely happy that it had discreet shipping containers, as all sex toys shops do. Since I was shy and lived with my boyfriend and a roommate at the time, it was one of my main concerns.


I opened it up, and noticed that it’s kind of like a dick you would experience if someone had been drinking all night, as in semi-hard and kind of floppy. (Whiskey dick, anyone?) I guess that’s to be expected when it’s made of jelly like material.




Anyways, so I tested this Ballsy Dildo out and realized that this wasn’t Thrill-Ville. I felt like I was jacking myself off to week old Jell-O, all while nails on a chalk board were being played for romantic music in the background. It just wasn’t doing it for me and wasn’t remotely pleasing to the vag at all. I think it just needs to be a little bit thicker and it would be almost perfect, but not really.

The insertable length of this floppy wang is 5.5” – which is fine and dandy for me since I’m not really a size whore. The circumference is 4.7”, with a diameter of 1.5”. So let’s just say it’s not pencil dick thick – but not thick enough for me to thoroughly enjoy it. Plus, I prefer my man to any type of sex toys, well almost any. This one just doesn’t compare at all.

When you try to use lube with this, you’ll have problems trying to get it to go in, as it wants to bend and curve every which way except the right way. I hate selfish pricks, and this was one!

So, with that said. You’re better off humping your hand, than you are with this lame excuse for a penis. =)