Female Ejaculation - Is There Such a Thing?

I, myself -- used to think that "squirting" was just another word for golden shower. Hello, this liquid shit comes out of your piss-hole, what the hell else would it be?

But, apparently I'm wrong. I hate admitting that. You won't see "that" too often, so don't get used to it!

There is a clear fluid that fills the urethral sponge, and it ejaculates out the urethra during orgasm. It can squirt water-gun style or gush out like a tidal wave. If your woman can do this, you should probably wear scuba gear or you'll drown. 

Doctors swear it's not pee, but I still have my doubts.

It's a harmless fluid that is akin to that of prostate fluid in a guy. Like sweat, it isn't stored in our bodies, but is created quickly when the time is right - just before orgasm.

Most women can't even achieve orgasm, so squirting is probably really rare in most. I know I for one don't do this and would get really pissed off if I did - since that would mean I'd be doing laundry up the ass. I hate doing it now, and if I had to do it for every orgasm I had. Well, let's just say I'd make someone else do it.

And on top of that, I would need to have one of those really lame plastic covers on the mattress, so it doesn't get stained or soaked and start mildewing.

I remember my step-brother needing to have one of those on his bed, because he wouldn't stop pissing in it. I don't want to be that kid or adult rather. Not that anyone else would see my bed, but I do have curious younger siblings. Now that would make for a weird conversation, wouldn't it?

Yea, your big sisters bowels don't work as well anymore - now that she's old. Then they would say, why not just invest in depends? See, total nightmare - since I would have to admit why I have it on my bed and not look like a total diaper wearing douche.

Anyways, what were we discussing? Oh yea, pissing the bed -- squirting. If you don't already know how to make a girl who can squirt, squirt. Then you're an idiot, because it's the same thing as making a normal person orgasm. (like the one who can squirt is some weird, alien - outside of this world type of slut) They're both through g-spot stimulation. Just do the come hither motion with your finger in a firm motion on the inside of the vagina. You will start to feel the g-spot swell and even pressure, like you're about to pee. I guess this is where people let the urge out and let 'er rip. The gushing release may even turn out to be part of a stronger orgasm that you've never let yourself have. So, if you can take a leap of faith and let loose, you might get a mega-orgasm with waterworks!

It's like having your very own Wild Waves in your bedroom.