The Almighty and Powerful Blue Venus Waterproof Vibrator

I imagine this Blue Venus Waterproof Vibrator would be awesome for someone who was all about clitoral stimulation AND nothing but hard, fast, clitoral stimulation.

This toy is extremely powerful with new batteries. I turned it up to full blast and it nearly fell out of my hands, since it moved with such power. WTF! This is a vibrator right? I turned the power down because I know better than to put something like that on my clit, as it would be too much for me. Hey if that's what you like, then this is the toy for you.

I tried both the tiny hard finger-looking nub first and that was really ...uhhh... just plain uncomfortable. Really it was. The little nub thingy was too hard and with the vibrator on it, it moved too fast. Without the toy turned on it was okay...kinda. So I haven't cum by this point and I'm getting a little frustrated, so I tried the other side that looks like a concave tongue. I had high hopes for this side mostly because it looked more like what I'm used to - a tongue. 

*vibz, vibz, vibz*

Nothin'..  okayyy.

By this point I'm running out of hot water in the shower, so I said fuck this and I'll try again tonight. I wanted to give my new toy a warm welcome, but it snubbed me. It certainly is waterproof though! 

So my next encounter with the Blue Venus Waterproof Vibrator - I did a bit more mood setting for myself. Lighting candles and had nice smelling soaps sitting around. I still really didn't care for that little nub, it's just too uncomfortable for me. The concave tongue side is alright. I didn't really cum like the big bang! It was more of a ba...meh *laugh* 

I'll try again and maybe next time I'll get more than halfway. The skin of it was really nice. Perfect for the water. I expected to need lube cause' you know how it goes in the water. But, there was definitely no lube needed. It had a very soft, smooth touch. If you're interested in knowing if I score big on my next go-round with the Blue Venus leave a comment and I will.

As always, you should try for yourself and judge, seriously. I know for a fact what turns me on isn't always going to be the same as what turns my girl friends on. People are different, which is awesome.

And I'd like to give a big thanks to Good Vibrations for allowing me to test this Blue Venus Waterproof Vibrator for my fair and honest review. If you're looking for more than a vibrator, you can you find other glorious sex toys through their numerous online selection.