Just Say No To Vajazzling!

One of the most stupidest things I ever had the pleasure of stumbling upon on the internet, is this new twat trend called vajazzling – which apparently drop-kicked the Brazilian wax back to 2006. Did they see the kids bedazzling toy in the store and thought that this would be a great idea for decorating their hideous vaginas? That's the only reasoning I can think of, that would make people do stupid shit like this. Get real girls, vagina's are not pretty and adding any type of swarovski crystal is not going to change that. It may change the focus off your actual vag for a moment, but it will only result in the guy/girl thinking that you're mentally ill. Not to mention, this could be a choking hazard during oral sex, but I'm sure they'll start turning these things into edible treats for this very reason
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Jennifer Love Hewitt claimed that she got vajazzling done to boost her confidence over a break up. So, she decided to decorate her clit to look like a shiny disco ball. The only way this would boost your confidence is if you were acting like that Paris Hilton skank who shows off her twat to the world. I'm thinking she just wanted to make an attention whore appearance, because her career has gone six feet under.

Next thing you know, men are going to be decorating their balls and then I'm going to tell my boyfriend that the next time I go down to his pleasureville – I'll be using teeth.